I’m Such a Huge Bitch
That’s right folks, this is the week all husbands dread…….my monthly visitor has arrived for a nice 5-7 day stay. I haven’t been terribly mean quite yet. I’m sure Jessie would say that I’ve just been grumpy and irritable. Let me translate that for you: Every time Jessie looks at me,
“What are you looking at?!? I hate it when you stare!”
Every time he tries to recommend an activity for us to do in the evenings,
“Why do you always have to be entertained?!? I hate it when you talk!”
Everytime he tries to comfort, touch, kiss, or hug me,
“Stop groping me! All you ever want to do is have sex!”
Jessie usually spends these happy days hiding behind the couch, trying to be as motionless and quiet as possible. When he is like this it is harder for me to detect him. I usually wander over and sniff him every now and then, but then I find something more suitable to destroy.
