I Thought Guys Liked This……
I had a fan-fucking-tastic weekend. No, I didn’t go anywhere interesting (unless you consider grocery shopping to be the thrill of your life), and no, nothing out of the ordinary really happened. I just had a great time with my husband. I’m sure those of you out there who are still looking for what I have get sick when you read this, so puke away…..here it comes.
Our relationship has been peppered with some really bad and stressful times, the worst of which we are still coming out of at this point. When you are stressed, and in a constant bad mood, the last thing you you worry about is your sex life. When we were first together, that’s all we did……for like three years. Then a series of events occurred and we started having problems, not necessarily with our relationship, but with life. Our relationship I don’t think has ever really been in jeopardy. We both decided a long time before we were even engaged that if we do this, we’re doing it for the long haul…and I gotta say, we both bust our asses to make this work. It hasn’t been easy, but totally worth it.
ANYWAY, things started sucking; bad luck and shitty people ruined a lot of days for us, and for a while we just completely stopped having sex. This lasted for about a year and a half. We’d have frustrated, seconds long sex sometimes but it wasn’t the same. And once we moved out here and we were away from some of our problems, some of the stress started going away and he started reaching for me more in bed, and I let him.
Then recently the big news of us trying to have a family came about. Naturally we had to have sex to do that, but it didn’t stay that way. This is the way it broke down:
Me: “That was nice. Thanks for the sperm.”
Jessie: *Snore*
Another time…
Me: “Wow that was really good, can we do it again tonight?”
Jessie: *Snore*
He even came home for a noonie…
Me: “Oh my God, that was so dirty!”
Jessie: “I think I’ll have to do that to you a few more times today.”
This has been going on for a while, but last night he told me “I broke it,” but we’ll see. Over the years, I’m still the horndog teenager I was when he met me. So yes..I had a wonderful weekend, and I can’t remember the last time I felt this sexy. Everybody out there still yakking? GOOD! ENVY MY WONDERFUL LIFE! hehehehe.
