Just wanted to let everyone who cares know that I posted some wedding pics on my Flickr page.  I know it’s old news at this point since we’ve been married over a year and a half, but I’ve never flaunted our wedding pics, so here ya go!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/bubbletub83/

Any new pictures I post on the web will be to Flickr and not myspace.  I’ll keep you guys updated when I add new pictures.

Hell week has come ’round again…much too soon this time.  I haven’t been my usual evil self so far….I’ve been too busy wishing for heavy sedation!  I seriously feel very very bad.  Ugh.  But this is good news for Jessie since he can come out from behind the couch and be the doting nurse he enjoys being.  I find it a bit annoying, but he’s happy to suffocate me with estrogen-driven affection.  Blech.  I guess I should count myself lucky.  If I were with a guy that tried to tell me that I couldn’t possibly be in any real pain or he was a dick about it, I’d be forced to use my negative energy for very evil nut bashing exercises.  As it is, I get to sit in anguish and constantly shoo away my wet nurse a.k.a. husband.

So here I am, sitting in bed, laptop on my lap, feeling very shitty.  I have many things on my mind right now, most of which are none of your damned business.  However, I can’t stop musing about Daniel Craig ( new 007 in “Casino Royale”).  I have one word to sum up my feelings about him.  MEOW!  I must say that Pierce Brosnan was not my favorite flavor of man.  I prefer men that are a bit rough around the edges.  Pierce Brosnan would have been better off staying Remington Steele instead of James Bond.  I just thought he was kinda gross.  But Daniel Craig has me intrigued.  Of course, I still expect Bond movies to be mostly about the half naked female star, but at least now I have something to oogle.  Thank you, Daniel Craig for making me horny.

I think that header is a great way to start a blog.  Seriously though .  My moderate depression over the suckiness that was my Halloween has subsided enough for me to venture back on here and spread a little happiness.  Hope everybody enjoyed the holiday.  I had one fucking trick-or-treater.  She was cute though.

I am not on here to bitch about Halloween, I am here to rant about the upcoming poultry-fest I will be hosting yet again.  In past years I had to cook Thanksgiving dinner for nine people.  You heard me right.  NINE PEOPLE.  All of whom have healthy healthy appetites.  This year I only have to cook for four, so you know what that means?  It means I’m still going to buy a 20 lb. turkey and eat all the leftovers myself!  The best things in life are so simple sometimes.  Some joys can be so cheap.  For example, I like to buy these big-ass turkeys so I can start them in the oven the night before Thanksgiving so that when I wake up at 7 a.m. the whole house smells like the best happy place I could ever imagine.  My mom used to do that and I loved waking up and going out and smelling the sweet sweet aroma of an enormous turkey cooking to sweet succulent perfection in the oven.

Do I perhaps sound a little over-zealous about turkey?  If you think that, then you are ass monkey insane!  Turkey leftovers are the best thing ever!  You can make a gooey, thick, gravy-like soup from leftover turkey that makes potential husbands propose to you on the spot!  You can eat dozens of perfect turkey sanwiches with way too much mayo than should be allowed, mustard and cranberry sauce!  You can munch on it in the middle of the night when fevered dreams of juicy warm meat wake you!  Oh yes, I am very much looking forward to Turkey Day.  Very-Friggin-Much.  And I’m really happy I won’t have to be cooking for nine again.  It took like four hours to do all the dishes too…no dishwasher.  And people are annoying on holidays.  Only four this year.  Only four….