I hate to have to post about this again, but it’s just too funny to let alone.

Jessie comes home from work yesterday and starts telling me that the Seattle Times had a story about Rachael Ray.  It talked about how popular she is becoming and blah blah blah.  But the piece also talked about what a huge hate-base she has.  The piece talked of people calling her Ray-Tard!  HA HA!!   Ray-Tard!  Isn’t that the best?!?!  Google “Rachael Ray sucks” and you’ll be surprised at how many blogs come up.  hehehe.   According to the piece, Ray-Tard herself started the “Rachael Ray Does Not Suck” message board.   To me, that just proves a million times over that she does, indeed suck.

I have a feeling that Ray-Tard will go the way of the dinosaur, the purple one that is.  People will hold massive protests against her and make a catchy jingle about beating her to death with a spoonula.  She’ll stay around after this, of course, but it will be more quiet, more under wraps, and only the brain dead  will continue to watch her.  But thankfully her magazines, after having been burned in mass quantities; her TV shows (SHOWS, WHICH IMPLIES MORE THAN ONE!) will dwindle down to one that is shown in the wee hours of the morning;  she will eventually drop out of memory for most of the cognitively competent.

What I’d really like to see is for her husband to divorce her and write a tell-all book.  He’ll say she is addicted to crack and that is why she seemingly has no control over the volume of her voice.  And that she never eats her own cooking, she’s really addicted Krispy Kreme which would explain the man boobs.  I’d love it.

I don’t want Ray-Tard to be a gimmick for my blog.  I just wanted to share my thoughts on having heard that newspapers are writing about her.  I just want her to disappear.  Really.

Next blog will DEFINITELY be about the Christmas Spirit that is now pulsing through my veins!!