Sorry it’s been so long.  Since Aschlie and Helen had a wild hair strapped across their asses and were complete blogging machines, I was wiped out after reading them.  You guys rock.  But today I am back, and I have some very interesting news to share with you all.

It appears that Jessie had kind of a sexual dream about on of his coworkers last night.  I’m not really jealous or anything because he works with only GUYS and he’s completely horrified that he had the dream.  He also knows that I am writing this blog, so he’s probably not going to be on speaking terms with me tonight.  Now allow me to explain the dream so those of you out there with extraordinarily dirty minds can be put to ease.  It wasn’t terrible, but it’s still friggin hilarious.

Jessie spent the night in a hotel with this guy (dunno why) just as friends I guess.  He woke up the next day in the same bed as the guy and thought it was me, but it wasn’t,. and he had no recollection of the previous night’s goings on.  So I guess he assumed he and his coworker maybe did some dirty stuff, which would explain his horror at having had the dream.

Jessie tells me this over instant messenger (because I had just told him about my dream of playing strip poker with one of my sexual fantasy men).  I immediately called his cell phone and started singing “JESSIE AND *coworker* SITTIN IN A TREE.  K-I-S-S-I-N-G!”  To which I got a lot of “shut up!” and “I hate you!” replies.  That still did not stop me.  you see, I had to make a momento of this, just to humiliate him a little more.  So I  made a picture, similar to the ones he was harassing everybody with last week.  ENJOY EVERYBODY!  YES!

Sweet Dreams Jessie-Poo!!

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