UPDATE:
I have puked my spleen. Dammit, I was hoping for another good day and I puke my fucking spleen. Ever force vomit water? Ever force vomit water so hard that you sound like Steve-O? It was hilarious, but my laughing was interrupted by force vomitting water again. Can’t do a long blog because I’ll need to force vomit more water shortly. And I’ve got the hiccups. Oddly enough, I’m in a pretty perky mood. I guess that spleen wasn’t good for me anyhow and it is better that I puked it. Good riddance.

