Lame-Ass
Today was a puking day again. Helen, you know that story your mom tells about she was sick when she was younger and a long yellow strand of goop came out of her mouth and it scared her and she inhaled it back in? I yakked a whole wad of it this morning. Not pleasant.
Needless to say, I wasn’t in my perkiest mood (food deprivation and constant puking does that to a person). I even forgot that today was Valentine’s Day if my mom hadn’t reminded me yesterday. Did I care? Nope. I’ve always found this holiday to be kind of stupid. It commercializes a feeling and I find that to be really cheap. Jessie says he’s lucky not to have a gushy wife who looks forward to this day for weeks. I always just thought that all people my age outgrew Valentine’s Day. I mean really. SERIOUSLY! My parents never made a huge deal out of the holiday. It was a tiny box of nasty chocolates and a stuffed animal and move on with life. That was fine. I really started getting annoyed with the holiday when I was in high school and a certain friend of mine (I don’t need to name her, you guys know her actions well) would get VERY emotional if she didn’t get the proper present of roses and candies for Valentine’s Day. Then after she and her long-time boyfriend broke up, she was hopelessly depressed because there was nobody to buy her flowers. It was really lame and, in my opinion, antiquated. It wasn’t just her either! I got flowers once or twice for Valentine’s Day and I always got bugged mercilessly by shallow stupid bitches asking who got me the flowers,oh how exciting,blah blah blah. I don’t think Jessie and I have ever celebrated V-Day, besides the “oh, I forgot, Happy Valentine’s Day. Wanna go do it?” And that was it!
Back to my point, and the reason I decided to do this blog. So I was sitting here chatting with Jessie and he started telling me about how he was sitting with two of his coworkers today when one of them asked him what we were doing tonight. When Jessie said nothing the guy was acutally shocked. He told Jessie that he was SO lucky not to have a gushy sentimental wife/girlfriend who does nothing the whole first part of February but talk about this day. I found that so amusing because I really thought that everybody had grown out of this by now! Jessie tried to rationalize this by saying that for some women it might be one of the only times they can get their men to spend time with them. I don’t believe it. Maybe if they weren’t so annoying the guys would WANT to include them in the aspects of their life that doesn’t include sex. Besides, of all the days of the year, WHY WHY WHY this day? Every neglectful husband and boyfriend in the world is going to be out kissing ass tonight, giving gifts of naughty lingerie and expecting some sort of depraved sex act for their lame-ass romatic efforts. Why would you want to be out in that?!?!? For pete’s sake, stop being so hopelessly pathetic women! Aschlie and Helen, I’m sure you guys have better things to do. You guys are most likely just gonna want sex and a movie….a card would be nice too. But you guys are cool. You guys have BRAINS and any guy or lesbian with any brain or self-esteem would be lucky to have you!
