Never in my whole life have I felt as sick and disgusting as I feel right now.  Non-stop puking mixed with enormous painful pimples, oily hair, and awful smelling breath have turned me into the nastiest creature on earth!  I want to find the fucker who said that pregnancy is a beautiful and joyous thing and smack the living shit out of them!  I want to find every woman who “glowed” while pregnant and enjoyed the experience and kick them in the shins!  Don’t believe the lies people!  Pregnancy is NOT a beautiful thing!  I am actually losing weight at a really scary rate because I seriously can’t keep any food down!  My face has exploded into a teenager’s worst nightmare!  I look like death!  I am also finding that I have what I call Non-Moving Motion Sickness.  Technically this means that I cannot sit still and read anything anymore without getting sick, much as someone who is prone to motion sickness might get sick in a moving vehicle while reading.  Watching TV is fine, staring off into space is fine.  Writing blogs, reading blogs, reading books, magazines, nutrition labels, cereal boxes, and anything else with writing makes me sick.  Isn’t that wonderful??  I think I should warn that my blogs might be a little more sparse until I start to even out a little bit.  This is HELL!

Aschlie:  Don’t be scared to fly my muffin!!  You are going to have a fantastic time in Vegas and you won’t be thinking about the plane at all!

Helen:  The Devil’s Daughter on DVD is on it’s way here.  ISN’T THAT THE MOST EXCITING THING EVER?!?!?!  I can’t help but find you funny.  You crack me the heck up.  Bugs up the nose…….

I got a hold of Alexis to tell her my big news, but it was over email because I didn’t want to call and have her tell me she was in the middle of feeding her baby or whatnot.  In her email she was kind enough to give me a specific time to call her.  I get stressed from talking to her because her life kinda sucks, but she’s my only close friend who’s gone through this before.  I have a feeling, however, that the conversation will turn into a pissing contest where the winner will have had the worst experience.  That’s just the way she is.  I’ve got morning sickness?  Psshhhh…she was sick day and night for five whole months!  My anus is bleeding?  Pssshhh!  She had to have her butthole gauzed because of the amount of blood coming out of it.  (NOTE:  I’m so sorry to have to say that.  But My anus IS bleeding and it is either because of an expansion of capillaries in my sphincter, or I am suffering from a really bad sickness that requires medication.  I’ll find out when I see the doctor).   I should be fair, I haven’t even talked to her yet.  But I’ll bet ya!  Either way, I’m mostly interested in hearing if she is doing well.  Her life is seriously depressing…and mostly because there are major things that she can change but she chooses not to.  I get to sit back and watch.  Yipee. (6/3/08…This last paragraph sounds so harsh, but please remember I was SO sick and in a very bad mood and had to be pissed at somebody.  Poor Alexis was the victim this time and if she ever reads this, I SOWY!)

ANYWAY, I am feeling nauseous, so I am going.  Keep posting though, my life is so empty right now with all the puking and sleeping that blogs are just about the only thing I have to look forward to!  BYE!

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