Still alive folks.  I’m feeling well enough to take a small amount of time to start blogging again (YAY!!) so you might start to see a little more action here.  We had to move into the townhouse all by ourselves so it has been a really long process and I’ve been pretty busy with that.  Jessie will post pics of it soon on his webpage, along with pics of Lukas’ room.

Monday was our two year wedding anniversary.  We went out to a fondue restaurant and I was surprised at how nice it was.  When I think fondue, I think of orange shag carpet and Steppenwolf, but this place was actually pretty kickass.  It was nice to just sit down with Jessie.  We’ve been running around like decapitated chickens lately and it was nice to take a breather.  Unfortunately, I ended up being slightly constipated from the delicious cheese fondue.  It might have also had something to do with the bagel and gargantuan amounts of cream cheese I had for breakfast, or the Cheetos I had for a snack earlier in the day.  I crave cheese like you wouldn’t believe, and my poor butt ended up being the one having to pay for it.  I’ll think twice next time, but most likely end up eating it anyhow…….cuz I don’t care.

I am extremely uncomfortable with this pregnant body.  I heard so many people talk about how they loved having pregnant bodies because they didn’t have to worry about being super skinny and blah blah blah.  Well I’ve got a belly that is hard as a rock, boobs hard as rocks, a flat ass, and veins popping out all over the frigging place.  DON’T BELIEVE THE LIES PEOPLE!  Pregnancy is NOT a beautiful thing to go through.  It is uncomfortable, scary, and oh yeah….losing 20 lbs. the first trimester is always just a friggin hoot!  You know I’m joking right?  Well not really.  The end product (a.k.a. Spawn of Jessie, a.k.a. Lukas a.k.a. my son) is what will make all of this seem not so much like self-torture.  Honestly I can’t wait, then I’ll have control of my body back and I’ll have a son to turn into a little monster…just like me

I really have nothing new to report though…….I’m not puking so much anymore, mostly in the mornings, but it’s very bearable.  I’m still very happy in my marriage and with my situation in life in general.  What I want is for you guys to start posting.  I’d like to hear how Aschlie is doing, and how Helen’s house and life are doing, and all you other guys I spy on secretly.  POST DAMN YOU!  POST!

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