My Porn
This happened last night while Jessie and I were watching a program that shows the process of making Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
TV: *Showing beautiful doughnuts getting gorgeous and brown in oil*
Me: “Oooooh yeah. MMMMM!”
Jessie: *Sideways glance*
TV: *Showing perfectly browned doughnuts going under a gorgeous waterfall of glaze*
Me: “Oh man! Yeah, that’s the stuff!”
Jessie: “You’re so weird.”
Me: “SHHH!”
TV: *Showing the most perfect doughnuts on this planet being boxed*
Me: “Oh my GAWD! If only I could do that! Oh yeah. MMMM!”
Jessie: “Geez, Somer! Calm Down!”
Me: “You don’t understand! That was better than porn!”
