I Had to Do it Before it Was Too Late!
JESSIE: “What’s the matter?”
ME: ………………….
JESSIE: “Somer? What’s wrong?”
ME:………………………………..
JESSIE: “Will you tell me what’s wrong with you?”
ME: “I think my water just broke.”
JESSIE: *pupils dilate, all blood drains from face, and all breathing stops*
ME: *manages a straight face for about 5 seconds before hysterical laughing ensues*
JESSIE: *he called me every name in the book, but it was great*
This is for my stubborn idiot of a husband who just this weekend realized that the whole “bloated Somer” phase ended with the arrival of an actual human being, for REAL. He tends to let reality take a backseat until the last minute.
Mr. Poopy-Pants said,
August 27, 2007 @ 1:19 pm
I hate you.
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Aschlie said,
August 29, 2007 @ 10:07 pm
OMG! I was reading this and talking to Shelley and I started laughing. She was like, “WTF?” So I read it to her and she was like, “That was mean!” And I just started laughing harder, LOL. That was great. She took Jessie’s side, but I totally took your side, HAHAHAHA!
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