I’m sitting on my couch wrapped in a super soft microfiber blanket.  Jessie is in the garage putting together a weight bench he just bought and Lukas is asleep in his Pack N’ Play.  Moments of peace like these give me a moment to be unbelievably thankful for my life. 

What the fuck is your last name now, Helen?  CONGRATUALTIONS!!  I hope you and Dennis will be super duper happy!  I think the reason that school isn’t stressing you out is because you are ready.  You’re not a smartass teenager who is just following all your friends to college.  You’re doing great.  And finals?  Good luck on that one, babe.  But honestly, when it’s all over, you can look back on some of the things you learned and you’re thankful. 

Aschlie, get the damned pool table back or I’m never coming back to WV!  I’ve got a hilarious song for you to look up.  You’re an Apple smartass, so go to iTunes and look up a band called Electric Six and download a song called "Gay Bar"  it’s a very funny song and you would appreciate it!  BTW, my mom would like for me to relay a message to you:  She said she is VERY proud to be a grandmother and doesn’t mind being called grandma and she also wanted me to remind you of the time she was driving you and me to a Salem basketball game and we were making faces at a car on the highway and he was chasing us in the car.  LOL…..remember that?  We were smashing our faces on the windows and flipping the guy off, it was great.  Her point was simply to imply that we are pains in the ass.  Priceless!

I’ll be taking pictures like a cracked out psychopath on a photographic orgasm flip, so be prepared!  Pictures of food, family and Lukas will be dripping from the walls!  HAPPY TURKEY DAY! 

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