I realized today that I am a crazy picture-taking mom!  I was never like this before Lukas, but it’s like I need to capture every slobber string on film!  Obviously I love all the pictures I take of Lukas, but to other people it must be like, "how many pictures is that crazy bitch going to take of that kid sleeping?"  There will be hundreds more….HUNDREDS!!!

We won’t be coming back east for at least a couple years.  There are a few reasons to this, besides Lukas.  Everybody will want to see us, and some will even want us to stay with them.  I’m not talking about a couple people, I’m talking about a flood of people, most of whom didn’t give a fuck about seeing us when we lived in WV, no matter how many times we invited them.  It’s not someting neither Jessie or I anticipate to be a good vacation, so we will put it off for as long as possible.  I realize this alienates the people who actually did give a fuck about seeing us when we lived in WV, and I apologize.  The only thing I can offer is to help with the cost of flying out here to see us, but I know how repulsive that is to some.  When we do come in, I WILL make time for you guys since I will be forced to spend time with people who took our presence for granted and then acted like we were such a close family when we were leaving.  Hypocrites.

I wish I could write about more personal things on here, but I don’t know who reads this and I don’t want to rock the boat unless I have a REALLY good reason.  Right now I only have a mildly good reason, and to be fair to my husband that just isn’t good enough.

I was forced into watching Rachel Ray last night because Lukas fell asleep on me and I couldn’t reach the remote.  I see that someone fixed her hair…it looks much better.  She’s still annoying.  Annoying as fuck.  What made this instance so memorable was her wardrobe.  As someone with no fashion sense or, more importantly, a sense of what clothes compliment her body type, Rachel Ray fell very short last night.  She had a muffin top.  You guys should be familiar with the muffin top, it is something tha today’s hoochie-mama fashion almost allows.  She was wearing pants that were too tight around her waist and a tight shirt, as always.  The shirt she was wearing was rouched, so it had large folds in it that only made the muffin top more noticable.  I have no problem with her body, in fact, one of the only things I like about her is that she actually looks like she eats her own food….unlike some other skinny bitches on the Food Network.  There is no excuse for a muffin top, especially when I’m sure someone else is dressing her. 

Dear Food Network,

Please get rid of Rachel Ray’s muffin top.  If that is too difficult, just fucking get rid of Rachel Ray.  I know a lot of people like her and she gets good ratings, but this country is retarded!  Do you really want your demographic to be a bunch of non-discerning idiotic pricks?  Go back to basics, Food Network.  I’d like you a lot better if you weren’t ratings whores and stopped airing everything the antichrist (a.k.a Oprah) endorses.  Yes Food Network, I think Oprah is the antichrist.  How else would Rachel Ray and Dr. Phil be famous if she hadn’t brainwashed our population of feeble minded idiots who cannot think for themselves so they do whatever that bitch says?  But I digress.  I would at least like or you guys to dress your nasty assed "stars" in a way that would keep from being a distraction from the "food" they are cooking.  It’s supposed to be all about the food, remember?

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