I was taking a break from my Spring Cleaning today and was surfing the net.  What I found had me laughing so hard I seriously thought I was going to poop myself.  I’m seriously considering buying these.

All of this is found at CafePress.com.  They have stuff for cats and dogs too, you guys so check it out!  No, they aren’t paying me to advertise, I actually found this place through Cuteoverload.com, also an awesome site.  There’s a little happy for today.

I know you guys back East are hurting for it WAY more than us Seattle-ites are.  HAHAHA.  The weather out here kicks the East Coast’s ass!  BUT, I just thought I’d let you guys know that at least I can sympathize because I’ve been there.  I know exactly what you’re going through….mud……cold…..dead looking trees everywhere……one day warm, the next day cold as a witch’s tit.  I KNOW….and I feel totally sorry for you.  But it’s going to be ending…..out here all the trees are blooming.  There are cotton blossom and cherry blossoms everywhere.  I bet you guy are starting to see the little red buds on the trees telling you that they are starting to sprout.  Warm days and sunshine are almost here.  Swimming pools will be open soon and picnics and barbecues and sitting outside at night are just a few weeks ahead.  Winter back East can be such a bitch.  Just when you’ve had enough and are ready to drop everything to go be a beach hobo in Florida, it goes away.  Easter is this Sunday….I hope you guys all enjoy it.  Happy Spring and Happy Easter!

Last night I was giving Lukas a bath in his super cute ducky tub (have you seen pictures of it yet?!?!) and since this one fits his size a little better, I was letting him play around and splash in the water.  If you’ve ever seen a baby spazz out, you know their hands slam down basically right in front of them.  One would have concern for Lukas since right in front of him there are certain "tender bits" that do not react kindly to being smashed…if you catch my meaning.  However, this is rarely a concern because his "tender bits" are protected by a thick diaper, so if any blunt trauma should happen to that region, there is no damage.  Last night, however, Lukas was going totally spazztic and just beating the crap out of the water and having a great time.  I wasn’t taking notice of anything except the fact that I was soaked and it was really funny to see him having so much fun when from behind me I hear Jessie groaning and grunting.  I turn to look at him and his face is white.  Before I can ask what the hell is the matter he yells "Don’t hit yourself in the weiner!!"  I laughed for like 10 minutes straight.