Just a little weather update:  The local paper reported today that Alaska and Siberia are having warmer weather than the Seattle area.  To say that that sucks would be a gross understatement.

While you jerks back East are whining nonstop about your oh-so-hot weather, I am having to live through the hell that the papers out here are calling "June Gloom."  That, first of all, makes me rabid with rage.  That is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen in a newspaper, and please remember, I was a Journalism student for three years, studying printed news, in the time when the New York Times had to fire a few of their reporters for making shit up.  So I’ve seen stupid shit in the papers, so my saying that "June Gloom" was made up by some super dorky, ass-kissing, virgin, video game playing, jerk, I am not exaggerating. 

But seriously, it is June, and all the heaters in my house are on.  There is no sunshine because it is windy and rainy and cold every fucking day.  The kind of windy, rainy cold day that makes it hard to get out of bed.  The past two years we were hear, we had clear and wonderful weather by March and the horrid and intense heat didn’t hit until Late July.  We were annoyed that no place out here has air conditioning becasue they all said that it never gets hot enough to use them and we assumed everybody was retarded when the temps hit the 90s, but everybody assured us it was a freak thing for around here.  I guess they were right.  I want to be where it’s hot enough to go swimming and have cookouts, and sit out on your porch late at night drinking and talking smack to everybody.  This place blows so bad I can’t even see straight. 

And I don’t want to hear the "oh you’re so lucky it’s so hot here blah blah blah (ASCHLIE!) because, HI!  I lived in West Virginia for like 23 years, so I remember the humidity being so bad that your skin is constantly sticky and your hair frizzed all to hell.  I remember not being able to go outside some days it was so hot.  I WANT THAT BACK DAMMIT! 

On a lighter note, I really need to get a good front-faced shot of Lukas smiling.  Two front teeth people!  And it’s cute!  REALLY FUCKING CUTE!

P.S. (For Aschlie) I had this dog once that peed on me every time I tried to pet it.  I wanted to punch that dog’s fucking face in.

That made my day.  I want to smoosh my face in the middle of that purring fuzz-ball.  I got it from CuteOverload, of course.  There’s a cute puppy picture on there as well.  Please tell me you appreciate a good fuzzy!