If you don’t cry even a little bit watching this, you are a very BAD person and I don’t want to know you!

Lots of Disney movies like to "off" the mother of the main character.  I know it doesn’t have so much to do with Disney as with the story…..nevermind.  It’s a long story consisting of my explaining timelines and where the stories actually came from.  My point is this:  What Disney movie in which the "offed" a parent was worse for you?

Mine is Dumbo.  I know they didn’t necessarily kill Dumbo’s mom, but that scene where he goes to see her in her cage and she caresses him and cradles him through the bars all while that song "Baby of Mine" in playing in the background just kills me.  I’m serious.  I cry my head off when I watch the scene, and I’m not talking a sniffle here and there, I’m talking snot running down my face I can’t talk because I’m blubbering so much BAWLING MY HEAD OFF.  I can’t even talk about it.  I cry when I describe it to people.  I was thinking about it in the shower today and started crying.  It KILLS me.  I can’t watch that movie.  Seriously, it degrades me into a pile of crying mess. 

Sure, sure, I cried when the hunters shot Bambi’s mom, and I cried a little when Nemo’s mom got eaten by that scary huge fish, but none of those scenes even begin to compare to Dumbo.  I mean, she’s there.  she loves him so much and just wants to hold him and OH MY GOD when he’s leaving and she’s waving bye bye to him with her trunk……holy Lord I lose it.  I’m crying right now.  I shit you not.  That movie kills me!  KILLS ME!  Let’s hope Lukas never wants to watch it with me….he’d be totally confused as to why I’ve got a couch cushion over my face.

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