Politics, Man. Ain’t it Rad?
Government bailouts. Upcoming elections in which my choices are two turds. Banks aren’t too keen on giving me a loan for a motherfucking house anytime soon. I’m not so sure I’ll be able to afford to put my son through college. I want a house. I want an educated son. I want greedy Wall Street douchebags to have to spend 10 years in ass-pound white collar prison. The American dream has turned into a mess. Rob the poor man to feed the rich asshole. Let’s blow $300,000 on a car that goes over 200mph…which is stupid since there’s no frigging autobahn anywhere close by. Let’s watch all the middle class people shuffle to the unemployment office from our stupid expensive car while drinking expensive, trendy coffee while also texting 20 people at once on our iPhones.
What can I say? I get to be punished for something I don’t even completely understand….no matter how many times that nice lady on CNN explains it.




Aschlie said,
September 22, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
HEY! Don’t blame IPhones, lol….and I only text to Helen
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merrywifeofcanon said,
September 22, 2008 @ 4:20 pm
Now Aschlie, I respect that you’re a Republican, but I will never stand by idly while you defend ANYTHING made by Mac. iPhones are trendy, pretty, and basically crap. They are like a trophy wife.
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