A Little Randomness to Kick Your Face In!

Had my first Pumpkin Spice Latte of the season last night.  OH.  GOD.  YES.  Starbucks, your seasonal drinks make me a whore for your stupid prices.

I checked the voicemail messages on my cell phone last night (something I do about 4 times a year) and found one from Helen.  The funniest part was,

"I’m your stalker.  No it’s Helen, I guess I could still be your stalker, GET DOWN DOG."  I had to replay the message because I missed the rest from laughing so hard.  I love random things, they are always to effing funny.

BTW, get on the effing Datester boat people!  I know you’ve got some stories!  Don’t make me start calling you!  MOM, that includes you!  I’d like a point of view from MANY demographics.  If you like, you can email me the stories and I can help you structure it into a blog.  I wrote for a small newspaper when I was in college.  I’m schooled on how to do this, trust me.  Please don’t be intimidated.  We can even do pen names if giving your real name worries you.

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    helen said,

    October 18, 2008 @ 11:23 am

    see not only are my blogs random but so is my life…lol… i just sent the story of the oompa loompa to you and have decided to call myself biscuit…lol.. yeah i’ll tell ya the story later it has nothing to do with me but something someone else did…i wasnt sure what all you wanted me to say in it and you probably have your work cut out for you in the editing department with that one but hey i hated grammar class. Oh and while i was busy writting that blog there was a car wreck next to my house a guy flipped his car into the creek and i didnt know until i had people pull into my drive and when i went out to see what was going on they told me, and the cops, fire dept. and ambulance were all outside…..but the guy was okay and when i got out there they already had the car out and everything….

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