Grab the Aspirin and Vodka….I’m Back!
November 4th can’t come fast enough. I am so tired of all the trash talk, the meanness, and the crap. So tired. This election has made so many people look like complete douchebags.
I guess I should mention that Lukas….my little man, is walking. He’s totally brilliant at it and every time he does that wobbly hobble over to the TV so he can slobber all over the screen, I am a proud momma.
Thanks to Helen and Aschlie for submitting to Datester. You guys will be receiving approval emails soon. I’ll need you to approve my editing and then I’ll post them. You guys are great, and thank you.
I’m 95% finished with my shopping for Lukas’ Christmas. It’s very important to me that most of his presents come from us and not grandparents. All I can say is, I succeeded there. Yup. Success. Jessie went white as a sheet when he saw how much I spent. I think he’s jealous if you want the truth. I don’t care. I want Lukas to never have to feel those pangs of jealousy like I felt when I was little when I would see someone walking around with a Toys ‘R Us bag. I want him to be able to say, "Come over to my house. I’ve got EVERYTHING." At this point, he pretty much does have everything for his age.
Last week my cat left a trail of puke that was at least 25 feet long. That was a lot of effing fun to clean up before the baby had a chance to get into it.
I’m getting my last fix of hot dogs in before winter. I love hot dogs, but they simply aren’t as impacting as a food when it is ass cold outside. Burgers on the other hand……
Burgers are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Aschlie said,
October 28, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
Cat puke…yuck!
I am sooo proud of Lukas! Have you all taken any videos of him walking? I haven’t checked Jessies videos since I got to see the birth, lol.
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Aschlie said,
October 28, 2008 @ 3:42 pm
BTW…where the eff have you been????
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helen said,
October 28, 2008 @ 7:44 pm
i tried to warn ya that my story would need some cleaning up…lol.. i guess thats what you get when your english prof. doesnt mind if you write stories like a first grader…lol… and just says i like your style…lol.. i think she was trying to make me feel better about all the red ink…lol..i have a question….. can a person send cookies in the mail??? and if so would they still be good when someone on the other side of the country got them??? and not to put this comment after cookies but YUCK cat puke…that would have been nasty if Lukas found it first….
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merrywifeofcanon said,
October 29, 2008 @ 10:20 am
Aschlie: LOL..it’s obvious you haven’t checked Jessie’s site in a while….he took it down! That’s why i beefed up my Flickr account. He would never have updated it and nobody would even know what Lukas looks like now. Flickr has a feature where you c an upload like 90 second videos and I think I have three videos up there of Lukas, but that was like 6 months ago. The way our video camera works, we have to fill up the disc before we can remove video clips, so by the time we are able to upload videos, anything interesting he might be doing on there is old news. I can put a couple videos directly on my site for you guys though. And where have I been? Nowhere. Sittin’ here twiddling my thumbs.
Helen: you can mail just about anything. Jessie’s parents mailed him deer jerky a couple of years ago, and unbeknownst to Jessie it was a little moldy because it hadn’t been dried out enough so he took a huge bite out of it, thought it tasted funny and looked at the underside and saw it was all moldy and almost lost his cookies. He doesn’t have much taste for jerky anymore LOL. But my mom makes sure to mail Brandon cookies every Christmas and last year they had to go to Afghanistan and they were fine. I loved your story and was laughing that that hole 1,000 word story was basically one huge run-on sentence. It was entertaining…and the story itself was hilarious.
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Aschlie said,
October 29, 2008 @ 4:01 pm
Helen is a BITCH! I live 10 minutes away and she never gave me any cookies. But she’s going to send them 3000 miles away? THAT BITCH!!! lol….I just want some of her Chinese New Year cookes…MMMMMMmmmmmmmm……
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