OK my beautiful readers, I have a proposition for all of you. This thing that I’m working on for Jessie’s company is a side site called Datester.com. It isn’t up yet, we are still building it. I am in charge of content and I am in need of bloggers. If you have any interesting dating, sex, or dating site stories or dating advice, I’d love to have it. As long as you don’t mind me being your editor, this should be great! I can’t do all the blogs because I only have so many stories and they are all from high school so I need my friends and family…even you lurkers that never comment. Just send an email with the blog in the body of the email to this address:
blogger@datester.com
I’ll get back to you about revisions and comments when I can. This won’t be a long process to get a blog published, I promise. Also please feel free to send in multiple blogs, that would be great. If you know of any people that might have great stories, tell them about this and let them submit!
The Seattle rainy season is here. It goes from lovely sunshine-y days to gray, cold rain. It’s like a giant kick in the (metaphorical) balls from someone wearing steel-toed boots. I’m pretty sure my (metaphorical) left nut ruptured. I’m in a lot of (metaphorical) pain right now and I can’t seem to think of anything funny to write. I have to write ten blogs for this side work thingy I’m doing and I’m up to five. I would like to have five more written by Wednesday. Tomorrow I have a meeting about this site and I have to get my ass and Lukas’ little tushy out of here by 10 a.m. It’s worse than it sounds and now that my (metaphorical) junk is all splattered inside of my (metaphorical) nut sack, I’m not so sure I can make it without (metaphorically) barfing.
You know how I hate both of my choices and I’m just sick about having to vote for either one? Well I went and did something about it and holy shit. Look guys, this is close so I’m going to need some donations here. Those willing to donate to this please leave a message with your phone number and I’ll contact you personally to get the money. I’m so excited!!
