Typical Conversation
Jessie: “You know, I wish you liked to look at my balls as much as I like to look at your boobs. Then I could tease you like you tease me. Oh look, my balls are out, but don’t look at them, you have to look at me eyes!.”
Me: “I don’t see that happening, Jessie. Balls are not a very attractive thing to look at.”
Jessie: “Do you think there are any women out there who get all horny at the site of balls and just go into a frenzy whenever they are pulled out?”
Me: “No. No woman enjoys looking at balls unless it is to make fun of them.”
Jessie: “Do you think that if they genetically engineered a dog to grow human boobs, like a bald dog with this big pair of boobs growing on its back that guys would be petting it all the time and playing with the boobs?”
Me: “Absolutely. Men would always be bothering that poor dog, but you would never want to leave it alone with teenage boys.”
Jessie: “Yeah, they’d pet it a LOT.”
Me: “Actually, I was going to say that they’d be titty-fucking the dog’s back all the time.”
Jessie: *Laughing hysterically*
Me: “How did this conversation end up here?”
Aschlie said,
January 28, 2009 @ 4:15 pm
LOL! You guys have aewsome conversations! That is what love is truly about.
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helen said,
January 30, 2009 @ 7:18 am
lol… that is the worst image ever…lol.. poor dog.
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