TGI-FRIGGIN-F!
Here are some of the best text messages I have received this week. They are great.
From Unknown: The remains of 125 people will be launched into space where they will orbit the Earth for centuries.
From Aschlie: Who is this?? It doesn’t really matter who because an extra vibrator is always welcome.
From Helen: Whats it called when a girl gives a guy a bj while he’s dropping a duce
Something I love about me? I’m easily amused but my friends are complete crack-ups.
I’m going to be downloading a lot of old family pictures to Flickr. Some of it is for me, they are safe on the internet, and some of it is for Brandon so printing them out will be easier when it is time for him to get an album of his own. Lukas, someday, might even want an album. I have some pictures that are so old, these people were long gone before I was even born. I also have a lot of pictures of my grandma…which makes me happy.
It was a good week until Thursday. Thursday was a kick in the nuts…by someone wearing really pointy shoes. I’m trying to remain calm…doing stuff to distract myself and find some sort of center. I think I’m holding together. Have a great weekend everybody!
Aschlie said,
January 31, 2009 @ 6:31 am
LOL! I have to be really stupid to text that! Hey, that whole conversation was a great conversation!
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merrywifeofcanon said,
January 31, 2009 @ 9:48 am
Yes it was….
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helen said,
January 31, 2009 @ 6:03 pm
i got you a present today….. i PROMISE i will send it to you SOON … ( i have a problem mailing things.. i still have christmas presents i havent sent out)… but your present could possibly be eaten if i leave it here
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helen said,
January 31, 2009 @ 6:36 pm
hey its nice to know you have a friend that would know the answer to such a complex question….lol.. and you DID know the answer… a blumpkin… dennis had never heard of it and i wasnt offering one up just incase you were wondering
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Aschlie said,
January 31, 2009 @ 7:18 pm
HAHAHAHA! Helen, you so were offering a blumpkin! You sick fucking bitch!
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merrywifeofcanon said,
January 31, 2009 @ 7:22 pm
*snicker* *stop snickering* *imagining Helen asking Dennis in a sexy voice if he wants a blumpkin* I’ll never sleep again!
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helen said,
February 1, 2009 @ 3:44 pm
how do you say blumpkin sexy??lol….
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merrywifeofcanon said,
February 1, 2009 @ 5:47 pm
hmm…..with a french accent?
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Aschlie said,
February 2, 2009 @ 11:40 am
LOL…a french maid outfit, with bright red hooker lipstick on would help that mental picture…but only just a little.
I told Shelley about this, and she was like, “OMG! HOW GROSS!!!!” It was halarious because she was ready to vomit, LOL!!!
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merrywifeofcanon said,
February 2, 2009 @ 3:40 pm
Bonjour! Could I interest you in ze..how you say…blumpkin?
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Brandon said,
February 2, 2009 @ 7:13 pm
Was it Jessie and Elder that used to call each other when they were takin dumps? That’s somethin they might be in to. “Dude, my girlfriend is totally giving me a blumpkin right now. Huh huh huh!”
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merrywifeofcanon said,
February 2, 2009 @ 8:50 pm
Jessie and Ricky actually….as far as Jessie tells it. But actually, it was another friend of Jessie’s (who shall not be named here) who bragged about a girlfriend giving him a blumpkin.
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