BEES!
On one of the odd beautiful days we were having last week, I was sitting outside with Lukas while he played happily in the grass. I was sitting in a cheap resin chair watching him and feeling very happy and relaxed when all of a sudden a GIGANTIC bee started flying at my face. I don’t really like bees. This could be because if they sting me I swell up and turn black, but who knows?
Anyway, I started making spaztic motions and finally yelled, “GODDAMNIT BEE!” Which sent Lukas running over to me at full speed. He slammed into my knee, almost knocking me backwards in my crappy chair. He was pointing excitedly and screaming “BZZZ! BZZZ! BZZZ!”
So yeah, he knows what a bee says.
