The Last Time I Had a Good Night’s Sleep? Umm, What Month is This?
Apparently the wireless internet detector-thingy in my laptop blows. This would explain why I consistently lost access. Right now, my entire body is clenched, watching my little internet icon….waiting for that goddamned red X to appear to tell me that I have once again lost internet access. I get on my computer long enough every day to check my email and that alone takes a while because I keep losing my signal. It’s pissing my off! Jessie says he has a miracle remedy but I need to wait a few weeks to get it. We shall see!
Also keeping me from doing anything on the internet is my toddler. The toddler. Toddler. TODDLER. Oh, how do I explain it? Oh yeah: TODDLER. I’ll spare you the details of my sleeplessness, my pulvarized boobs, the two of us (Lukas and I) sobbing in a dark room at 2 a.m., the screaming, the locking of doors, the watching of Nickelodeon on four different televisions, the opening of loud doors in the wee hours, getting punched in the face by tiny hands in the middle of the night…..I could go on and on. Let me just say this, it’s a damned good thing that this little boy is so sweet and adorable…because the nights are terrible here and I’m going to crack very soon.
I also hate my mom’s cat. Usually, I love cats. Really. I like dogs, I’m just not good at owning them, but I really love having cats. This cat, though. I DO NOT LIKE HER. Part of this might be because her prison room is the room right next to the bedroom that Jessie and I sleep in. Late at night she uses her litter box and thumps the sides of it as she scratches around. She thumps on our door, trying to open it so she can come in and sniff our faces as we sleep. She waits until 3 a.m. to groom herself and that fucking bell around her neck wakes me up. This is what it’s like.
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Other than the nights sucking hardcore, we’ve got it pretty good out here. There’s good food to eat, nice conversations to be had, plenty of room to spread out, and more televisions than you can shake a stick at. We know we’re lucky to have family help us out like this.
I’ve got lots of pictures, I just need to see if there’s a secret nook around here somewhere where I can have internet long enough to upload them. Keep checking, I’m still here!
Mommy said,
September 17, 2009 @ 8:48 am
Ok..I really thought you loved Tabby. I was even going to give her to you!!! Since I really believed you loved her and wanted her I was willing to give her up to you. And like she is in a prison!!!! With her three tier perch looking out a huge window and all the kitty treats she wants!!
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helen said,
September 17, 2009 @ 9:23 am
ha ha ha… sorry i couldn’t stop laughing about the jingles…lol..i’m holding ry as she sleeps and she was shaking from me laughing….i would have 2 take the bell off of the cat… i’m glad to hear that at least there is some good food action going on
… well i gtg change a diaper…. 
..lol
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Aschlie said,
September 19, 2009 @ 7:20 am
LOL! Nice one, now you pissed off your mom! YOU BITCH! HAHAHAHA….
E-mail or call or text me and tell me what’s up, hehe.
BTW, are we still going to see Little Richard? I haven’t been able to talk to you in a couple weeks about it, and I was just making sure everything is still on. Also, I know you are busy and I do not mean to be a pain in the ass, but if everything is still on, I need to know which train to book and if we are staying all night in VA so I can get a room somewhere
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Amanda said,
September 21, 2009 @ 9:42 am
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Aschlie said,
September 22, 2009 @ 4:41 pm
OMG! I LOVE THE BEANIE!!!! Lukas is sooo freaking cute!!!
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Aschlie said,
September 29, 2009 @ 5:46 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LUKAS!!!
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Aschlie said,
October 13, 2009 @ 3:35 pm
It’s been almost a MONTH since your last update! And it’s been like 2 days since I have seen you….which is way toooooo long without my Somer-fix, LOLOL!
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Aschlie said,
November 18, 2009 @ 2:21 pm
Two months and two days….I’m just saying…
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