Jessie:  “We’re going to have sex now, ok?”

Me:  “Ok…..”

Jessie:  “Now get a condom out, put it on me, and rub some of that excitement gel on yourself.”

Me:  “What the hell, Jessie?  Are you really that lazy that I have to put gel on myself to get myself excited?  That kind of defeats the purpose!”

Jessie:  “Listen woman, it takes a lot of energy to get a boner.  This is the best you could hope for!”

Sound reasoning for reading the fine print on that whole “marriage” thing, huh?

I hope everybody had a wonderful Christmas.  I know we did.  We laid around all day in our pj’s and watched Lukas play with all of his new toys.  This year was definitely better than last year.  Jessie’s parents came up and visited us for a long weekend and spent some time with Lukas, and we went to my mom’s place for Christmas Eve for dinner and presents.  It was a lot more like the Christmases that I remember as a child.  Lots of family, lots of presents, and lots of laughter.  So much better than the last 3 Christmases.  So much better.

I don’t really have any over the top hilarious stories, though (besides Jessie being a wanker).  Jessie got a Wii, I got kitchen stuff and clothes, Lukas got enough toys to fill the house up, and we adopted a kitty from the Human Society as a family present.  I’ll talk about the kitty later.

I have a bunch of pictures that I need to upload from this holiday season…it’s just been kind of hard to get away from Jessie.  He gets a little grumpy with me if I get on the internet while he’s home, and since it’s an easy conflict to avoid, I stay disconnected.

I’m enjoying myself in my new home, my new city, and my new outlook.  I’ve got things to look forward to.  I’ve got projects that will keep me busy for at least 5 years.  Ahh, it’s lovely.  I’m so glad that we made that move.  I’m so glad that we were able to finally realize our dream and buy a house of our own.  And I’m glad that my internet family has been patting me on the back on my bad days and laughing with me on my good days.  Thank you all so much for sticking with me.  Have a Happy New Year, everybody.  2010 is looking up already.

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