Note:  This is one of those posts that are dripping with TMI (Too Much Information).  Think twice before reading on.

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Ok, are all of the parents gone?  Ok.  On this wonderful blog post, I’m going to showcase some of Jessie’s best come-on lines.  I love him so much for giving me content for my blogs

Me:  “Jessie, I’m on my period.  I’m not having sex with you right now.”

Jessie:  “Why not?  There’s nothing wrong with a little ketchup on the French fry!”

Jessie:  “After we put Lukas to bed tonight, I’m gonna get at ya.”  Yes, “Get at ya” is his way of saying he will have sex with me.

Jessie:  “Lube?  We don’t need lube!  That’s what spit is for!”

Jessie:  “You only like doing me after teasing me to the point of ball aches.”

Jessie:  “Stop talking like that while I’m at work!”

Jessie:  “There’s nothing quite as awkward as sitting at your desk with a dude sitting next to you and you’ve got a big boner.”

Jessie:  “I don’t have to have sex with your hoo ha!  You’ve got nice smooth armpits!”

Jessie:  “You have sexy toes.  Let me suck on one.”

Jessie:  “I’m going to motorboat your boobies tonight.”

Jessie:  “No, you’re not putting anything in my butt.  I can do that myself.”

Jessie:  “That was awesome!  You took that like a champ!”

I’ll leave you with those thoughts to keep you warm tonight.

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