Pale Cleavage
Yesterday, while looking over my Google Analytics summary, I noticed that one particular Google search was leading unique readers to my blog. This Google search was “pale cleavage”. The search brings readers to this blog post and I was a little stunned at first. Who on Earth actually sits down and searches for “pale cleavage”? Is it some sort of new fetish that I am unaware of?
Well yesterday, I was #4 on the list of the search. Today, I am #1. That’s right, when you search for “pale cleavage” I am the number one site delivering the goods. I’m so moved that I’m thinking of changing my blog name to PALE CLEAVAGE: The Home of Pale Cleavage!
I must protect my place in the blogosphere, people! I must make sure that I am always the #1 place to go for pale cleavage! (Have you noticed yet that I’m soaking this post with the phrase “pale cleavage”?) Aside from writing more about pale cleavage, I thought I might do the internet a favor and actually post some pictures of real live pale cleavage.
This is my “Oh dear, I have pale cleavage!” look.
“Dude, my pale cleavage is totally metal. It will rock your face!”
“Yoo-hoo! Have you seen my pale cleavage?”
“I want to tell you a secret! I have pale cleavage!”
Waxing philosophical about my pale cleavage.
Eeeeeevil pale cleavage.
And the best pale cleavage of all:
“My wife made me do it” pale cleavage.
I am righting a major wrong here. No longer are people craving cleavage of the fair-skinned type forced to dig and search for pictures. I have provided a service. Now the weirdos actually have something to look at on the first try!
Aschlie said,
January 28, 2010 @ 4:17 pm
OMG!!! I love it!!! You are looking HOT!!! And Jessie is officially going to be jerked off to by a gay man…it’s official, hahahaha!!!!
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Aschlie said,
January 28, 2010 @ 4:19 pm
I should also add here that Jessie is totally looking hot too, lol!!!
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Somer Canon Reply:
January 28th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Thank you, from the Hots. Also, I about peed myself at your first comment about Jessie’s official status as wank-material.
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Hey Jen said,
January 29, 2010 @ 10:58 am
You always make me lol! *LIKE*
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Somer Canon Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 11:18 am
You and your damned *like*….ok, they make me LOL because I can do a massive *DISLIKE*
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Hey Jen said,
January 29, 2010 @ 9:40 pm
*DISLIKE* *DISLIKE*!!
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