A Sick Burn
Jessie has thrown the gauntlet. He has stepped up in the arena of Somer fandom. And he is beating all of you.
Jessie has built what he calls the Ultimate Somer Fan Page. Ok, so it’s not a REAL fan page. If it were a real fan page, it would be full of pictures, trivia, life accomplishments, and desktop wallpapers….all of me. This page is well….different. It’s the ultimate stalker page. If I update a tweet, or a chatter on BlogHer, or a status update on Facebook, you will hear a ping and you will be immediately able to see those updates on this site. It’s real-time Somer updates!
Are you tired of checking MWC and SMP to see if I’ve updated? Just go to this site and it will show my latest blog posts on those sites.
It’s not completely finished yet, but will be soon enough.
We were sitting at dinner last night eating tacos made from one of those taco kits you get from the grocery store. I asked Jessie what motivated him to build this site. I didn’t ask him to build it, had never even considered such a thing. He just surprised me with it one day. He replied, “Oh, let’s just say it’s the ultimate fan page and I’m knocking Aschlie and Helen out of the water.”
Yeah, he totally went there.
I laughed so hard that the contents of my taco ended up on my lap.
In truth, the real reason why he built this site was because he was wanting to learn a new coding language and he was simply doing this as an excuse to get accustomed to it. If he’d just said that in the first place instead of trying to look all noble and giving, he WOULD have been my ultimate fan. Now, I don’t know. I’m feeling a little let down.
I tell you, it’s hell being small peanuts and can’t even trust your own husband to be an ultimate fan. I must really suck!
Ah, what the hell. Let the suckage continue!




Aschlie said,
April 18, 2010 @ 9:57 am
LOL…Damn Jessie! He’s a little bitch ass with his nerd code! I still love you more
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Somer Canon Reply:
April 18th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
Hahahaha! “BItch ass with his nerd code” needs to be put on a t-shirt!
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Aschlie said,
April 18, 2010 @ 9:26 pm
Haha! Yes, it seriously does!
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