Yes, This is My Family
Last night while lounging in my living room with my mother and husband.
Me: “He told me last night that I was fat!”
Jessie: “Well look at her! She needs to lay off of the Big Macs!”
Me: *sigh*
Jessie: “She looks like she has a big tapeworm or some other kind of parasite growing in her stomach!”
My Mom: “Maybe she just needs to take a big crap.”
