About

Most of the people who visit this site know me, I hope.  If not, if you are a stranger who accidentally found yourself here, first let me apologize.  I’m not full of sage-like wisdom nor am I going to post about anything really useful.  This site is home to my personal blog, something that I consider precious, but you may find to be trash.  Sorry ’bout that.

WHO AM I?

I’m just an average and unremarkable kind of gal.  I am married, have two sons and I basically sit around all day and bitch.  This site is my venting ground.  I don’t expect to receive any recognition, because I most likely won’t, and I don’t expect to be an impact on someone’s life.  This is all for me and my friends.  If you don’t like what I have to say, then go away.  Seriously.  I’m not posting for fun to have some asshat stranger come on here and tell me I’m crazy because, yeah, I already know that.

WHAT DO I DO?

For right now I am a Stay at Home Mom.  I love being at home with my son.  However, I am going to be going back to school to finish my degree and hope to later go on to graduate school.  I liked working and when my little ones grow up and leave home, I have something to fall back on.  Right now when people ask me what I do, I tell them I am a writer….which, technically, I am.  I’ve just never been paid for it.  I’ve gotten some crap from people for being a Stay at Home Mom and I’m kind of defensive about it, so the whole “I’m a writer, look at how brilliant and unpaid I am” is a buffer to keep those quasi-intellectuals out of my hair.

CONTACT

I’ve been hesitant for a long time about doing this, but what the heck:  if you’d like to email me, I can be reached via mail at merrywifeofcanon dot com.  If you are a troll, don’t email me.  So far, all other emails are welcome, except for the ones asking if I want a bigger penis.

So welcome to my blog.  This is a haven for all smart-assery and nagging.  That’s MY nagging.  You may bring your own smart-assery to the mix, but leave the nagging at the door.