About
Most of the people who visit this site know me, I hope. If not, if you are a stranger who accidentally found yourself here, first let me apologize. I’m not full of sage-like wisdom nor am I going to post about anything really useful. This site is home to my personal blog, something that I consider precious, but you may find to be trash. Sorry ’bout that.
WHO AM I?
I’m just an average and unremarkable kind of gal. I am married, have a son and I basically sit around all day and bitch. This site is my venting ground. I don’t expect to receive any recognition, because I most likely won’t, and I don’t expect to be an impact on someone’s life. This is all for me and my friends. If you don’t like what I have to say, then go away. Seriously. I’m not posting for fun to have some asshat stranger come on here and tell me I’m crazy because, yeah, I already know that.
WHAT DO I DO?
For right now I am a Stay at Home Mom. I love being at home with my son. However, I am going to be going back to school to finish my degree and hope to later go on to graduate school. I liked working and when my little one grows up and leaves home, I have something to fall back on. Right now when people ask me what I do, I tell them I am a writer….which, technically, I am. I’ve just never been paid for it. I’ve gotten some crap from people for being a Stay at Home Mom and I’m kind of defensive about it, so the whole “I’m a writer, look at how brilliant and unpaid I am” is a buffer to keep those quasi-intellectuals in their ugly square-framed glasses out of my hair.
CONTACT
I’ve been hesitant for a long time about doing this, but what the heck: if you’d like to email me, I can be reached via mail at merrywifeofcanon dot com. If you are a troll, don’t email me. So far, all other emails are welcome, except for the ones asking if I want a bigger penis.
So welcome to my blog. This is a haven for all smart-assery and nagging. That’s MY nagging. You may bring your own smart-assery to the mix, but leave the nagging at the door.

